Beast-like Moans Echoing Through the Inn
I’m cleaning up the inn room.
I usually keep things tidy by cleaning and organizing regularly so it’s okay if anyone comes in, but today I’m having a visitor to this room. I can’t have any items related to Lord Chaos be visible. I’m putting more effort into it than usual.
Besides, if the room has too much of a lived-in feel, guests won’t feel comfortable either.
As the minimum courtesy for taking money, I pay attention to such things.
“Mongrel-san, you have a visitor!”
“Whoa, Mongrel-san is bringing a woman to his room! Whoa!”
Julia the daughter is making a fuss for some reason, but it seems a guest has arrived.
Well, this is an inn after all. Visitors have to go through the front desk, so it can’t be helped. This time I told them in advance, so there’s no problem.
After waiting for a while, I heard a knock on the door.
Everything is ready.
“Come in, please.”
The entrance opened unusually slowly, and I could see the guest’s figure from inside.
Wrapped in a warm-looking coat, with a somewhat nervous expression, it was Ulrika who came.
“…I came.”
“Hey, I was waiting.”
I stood up from my chair and poured the dandelion coffee I had prepared into a cup.
“Mongrel-san… I brought the money as promised. So today is…”
“I know. Well, since you came all this way. First drink this.”
When I offered the dandelion coffee, Ulrika hesitantly reached out.
“It’s hot…”
“It feels extra hot because it was cold outside. Come on, drink it.”
“…Ugh, bitter…”
“Your tongue is still young, Ulrika. Well, once you get used to it, you’ll become addicted to that taste too…”
“…Do I have to drink it all…?”
“It’s a matter of preference, so you can leave it if you don’t want to drink it…”
“…No, I’ll drink it properly.”
The taste shouldn’t be that bitter. I also kept the heat moderate. It’s like tea that’s ready to drink.
Ulrika seemed to have made up the mind and drank the dandelion coffee in one gulp.
“…Ehehe, how’s that? I drank it all.”
“Good, good. Well done. …Now Ulrika, right away but… take off those clothes.”
“…Yeah. We’re going to do it now… right…”
“Yeah. Today I’m going to thoroughly loosen up Ulrika’s body…”
“Ah…”
I removed the coat and hung it on a hanger.
With the hot winter coat removed, Ulrika was dressed lighter than I’d seen even in summer.
“Now, lie down on that bed. Face down, with your butt toward me.”
“Y-yeah… but, Mongrel-san… don’t make it too painful, okay…?”
“Yeah, I’ll consider it.”
Well then, let’s begin.
The massage…!
“Ow ow ow…! I-it hurts… my leg, my leg hurts…!”
“The leg pain is, you know, something like… some internal organ… somewhere is bad!”
“Somewhere, but where?!”
“I forgot.”
“You forgot?! Ow ow ow ow!”
Previously, when I took a mission together with Ulrika, I gave a massage.
At that time I said, “I’d give you a massage if it was paid,” which I meant as a joke, but Ulrika liked the massage, and since the request was there, I ended up giving another one like this.
I don’t know if this amateur technique actually has any effect, but I’m going by the vague standard that “if it feels good or painful, it must be working.”
“Hah, hah… s-sorry, I’m being a bit loud, aren’t I…?”
“Ah, I properly told the inn’s landlady about the massage, so it’s fine. You can make as much noise as you want.”
“I-if you say that… ngh…!”
The bed sheets are new too, so I don’t feel bad about using them for guests like this.
The old ones definitely hshowed my wear and tear…
“Oh right… Raina bought new clothes. Mongrel-san chose them at the clothing festival, right…?”
“Oh, did you see them, Ulrika? Those are for spring and summer. I chose them but haven’t seen them yet.”
“I saw them, I saw them… They’re really cute, you know? The atmosphere is different from usual… ah, that spot feels good… do that spot more…”
“Yes, yes.”
When I looked at the price, they were pretty expensive.
I was surprised by the immediate decision. I should get new clothes too… Well, summer ones are good since you sweat and there are various reasons, but at this time of year you don’t sweat much, so I don’t need them.
“Mm… would clothes like that… suit me too…?”
“Oh, they’d probably suit you too, Ulrika. Ah, but you know. Raina’s clothes have quite a short hem. It might be tough for you, Ulrika, since you won’t be able to hide your waist area.”
“Eh, ah… Mongrel-san really notices such things…?”
“Men don’t have waist curves and such. You always suppress it with corset-like equipment, Ulrika, but without that, masculine characteristics would show.”
“…I thought so…”
The waist area especially shows gender differences. If you want to disguise it, you have to do it with clothes. The thinner you dress, the harder it becomes.
“Uh, ah, Mongrel-san, there…! My back feels good…”
“Build more muscle, muscle.”
“Ew… I don’t want to…”
“Without muscle… hngh! In situations like being pinned down like this, or in critical moments, you’ll be in trouble!”
“Ah!? W-wait, that hurts…!”
“This is a man’s strength.”
“Hah, hah…! M-man’s strength… then, I… don’t have strength… so I can be a girl…”
“No, you’re a man.”
“Eh…?”
Treatment complete…
Phew, good grief. I still have no idea if I’m doing this right or wrong.
Before I knew it, both Ulrika and I were drenched in sweat. This is pretty hot in a room with a fireplace going.
“How was that? Less rough than last time, right?”
“Yeah, it felt good… The really painful one from before, that was good in its own way too…”
Hmm… Looking at Ulrika lying on the bed like this, it’s quite… well.
“Somehow, Ulrika, you say things in an erotic way.”
“…Ehehe, seduction. How’s that? Did it work…?”
“Wipe yourself off and get dressed, you precocious brat.”
“Kyah!”
I threw a clean hand towel at the grinning face.
We don’t offer that kind of service here.
That was what happened just recently.
Massage in an inn room for a bit of side income. I don’t have to move around much myself, and since the other party comes to my room, it’s a side job with plenty of time. One massage session doesn’t take that long either.
It’s amateur technique based on memories of hotel massage chairs and the few times I went to a chiropractor. Honestly, I don’t think it has any effect, but the person receiving it might have some sense of satisfaction. At least, Ulrika seemed satisfied after it was over.
Perhaps hearing about Ulrika’s word-of-mouth, a new customer came.
“…Yo, please take care of me.”
Somehow Raina came to the inn. No, no.
“We only do men here…”
“Eh?! B-but you did it for Ulrika-senpai! Mongrel-senpai is good at this kind of thing, he said!”
“Calm down, Ulrika is a man. Girls shouldn’t carelessly entrust their bodies to others.”
“Eh…”
Have more modesty and discretion. Be properly aware of men as men. This is seriously dangerous.
“…Then I won’t take off all my clothes, so please just do what you can, Mongrel-senpai.”
“Well, if that’s the case, 50 jelly.”
“That’s cheap.”
“We do business with sincerity.”
“Sincerity toward what…?”
Raina takes off her coat while looking exasperated.
Underneath was the white top she bought the other day. The exposure level suddenly increased, which startled me a bit.
“Um… how’s this?”
“Oh, it really does look good on you when you actually wear it. You look like a city girl, it suits you.”
“Really? Ehehe…”
By my previous life’s standards it’s too flashy, but in this world the exposure level when it’s hot is high. This is probably normal.
If Raina likes it, that’s what matters most.
“Alright, let’s get started. Raina, do you have any stiff spots on your body?”
“Eh? No, I don’t.”
“Huh? Like anything feeling heavy or sluggish…”
“Hmm…?”
She doesn’t seem to get it. No, no. What did you come to my place for?
“Well, let’s try the shoulders first… no, they’re soft.”
“Oh.”
“Try lying face down for a bit.”
“‘Kay.”
“Your back… hmm…”
“Wow, that tickles! “
She’s not stiff at all…
Rather than loosening up, she’s already completely loose…
“Your legs or…”
“Ah, ahahaha! S-senpai! When you touch there I can’t handle it! Ahahaha!”
“…Alright! Nothing wrong! I’ll return the money! Go home!”
“Eh?!”
In the end, Raina’s body had no stiff parts or anything at all, and she was sent back to “Artemis” as is.
You’re 10 years too early for massages. Good girls should go home right away!
That was what happened when I massaged Raina.
Though whether it was actually a massage… there was nothing there. I was kind of moved by learning what a human body with nothing wrong feels like, but that’s all.
Well, it’s not like I particularly enjoy doing these massages anyway, I did it more as a way to kill time.
If I don’t do it, that’s fine too.
However, the landlady of Skoll Inn apparently spread the word around town a bit about me doing massages in my room…
A few days later, on a certain day, that customer visited my room.
“–I’d like the two-hour course.”
“…”
Dick Vault came to my room.
“–I heard, Mongrel… that your hands can give one a heavenly feeling…?”
“…Uh, well, there are various things I want to say. I want to say them, but let me ask you first, Dick Vault. This is called massage, it’s just treatment to loosen up the body. Do you understand? Loosening up refers to general muscles, okay? It’s not like we’re a shop operating under such pretenses, you know? You understand, right?”
“–Of course… the regular price, the regular treatment… that’s how it is, right? I understand…”
No, somehow the way you’re saying it sounds like you’re reading between the lines and it’s kind of scary.
…Eh, seriously? Also, through what route did you hear about the massage rumors… ah, whatever.
“Then, well, since you came all this way… take off your top and lie face down on that bed…”
“–Ah, I understand… Nngh.”
“Take it off quietly, okay?”
He’s a big man over 2 meters tall. My bed shouldn’t be narrow, but when Dick Vault lies down on it, it feels incredibly cramped…
However, this man, while I don’t have a hobby of admiring him, has incredible muscles when seen up close. Not just the scars, but he gives off the feeling of a veteran hero.
…Looking closely, there are many scratches from human nails too, but let’s try not to look at that area too carefully.
“Uh… well, I’m just going to give you a normal massage from here on. Well, I’m also an amateur so don’t expect too much, alright?”
“–Hehehe… don’t be modest… mongrel…–“
“Hm?”
Dick Vault turned his face toward me and smiled fearlessly.
“–You know the male body inside and out… that knowledge of yours rivals even my own… a man like that wouldn’t give just an ordinary massage… would he…?–“
“It’s an ordinary massage.”
“–No need to hold back. Even with my giant frame, with your power and knowledge you could reach the summit… to even greater heights, eh–“
“It’s an ordinary massage.”
I have absolutely no idea what’s going on in Dick Vault’s head, but thinking about it probably won’t lead to anything good, so I think I’ll just do this with a clear mind.
“Well, if there are any spots you want me to work on, just let me know…”
“–Ah, understood.”
I would come to regret those words.
“–Come on, like this… Hngh…! Ooooh! –Good, mongrel, right there!”
“……”
“–Ooooh, good! Hngh, hngh…! More–more!”
“……”
“–More aggressively! More intensely! Harder, more violently! Nhooooh!”
“……”
“–Fuhaa… nhooo… oooh… good, mongrel… no need to tease… no, do tease me…!”
“……”
“–Oof! Incredible! Nhoooooh! Because you’re a man! You know the pressure points, and because you have the strength! Right there!”
“……”
“–I’m a pig… treat me more like you’re tormenting a pig! Buoooooh!”
“……”
“–Nuun! Heh! Heh! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! Uaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!! F-uuuuuuun!! F-uuuun!!”
“……”
“–That was good… mongrel. This is payment…–I’ve added a little extra. Consider that extra as my personal gratitude–“
“……”
Several days later.
Ulrika came to my inn.
“Mongrel-san… I came to hang out… are you still doing massages or anything…”
“I… I will never again! Run a massage parlor!”
“Eh? Ehhhhhhh?!”
I quit my side business.
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