I Am God’s Proxy Volume 1 Chapter 8 part 2

 
“Hey, inferior. Hand over our attendance cards!”
 
“Yeah, you’re taking advantage of your sister and sister”
 
“Y-yes, of course, I’ll hand them over.”
 
“Hehehe. Hand them over, you useless idiot.”
 
“Yeah, yeah.”
 
There were a few students who said this and threw the attendance cards at him. I thought this was too much to overlook and was about to use my royal authority to beat them all up!! But Zero just said,
 
“It’s fine, don’t worry about it.”
 
After saying that, he threw away the attendance card.
 
“I already turned it … Read the rest

I Am God’s Proxy Volume 1 Chapter 8 part 1

Chapter 8: The Pure Family

 
“This time, you truly outdid yourself.”
 
“Indeed.”
 
“Who would have thought that Samran, whom the leader had his eye on during the entrance exam, would turn out to be one of the enemy’s members? I was truly blindsided.”
 
“Indeed.”
 
“Hehehe, the Heavenly Realm must be in a panic right now. This time, we defeated five lower and mid-tier members, and with me and the leader, two upper-tier members. We’ve crushed them all.”
 
“Indeed.”
 
“This must have gone exactly as planned from the very beginning, right?”
 
“Indeed.”
 … Read the rest

I Am God’s Proxy Volume 1 Chapter 7 part 4

“Ugh, with skills like this, why, why do you worship a foolish god!?”
 
“Known things. Or perhaps not. If you laugh at me for my foolish actions, laugh all you want. But my actions, my thoughts, my life—all are but the will of that One. Being laughed at as a clown is just another amusement.”
 
“Fool! With the power of the Six Great Gods, you could easily take the world with us!!”
 
(The Six Great Gods. The Six Great Gods!? That’s what was written in Father’s notebook… So, the Proxy… worships the foolish god who opposes the … Read the rest

I Am God’s Proxy Volume 1 Chapter 7 part 3

The Third Princess Nana and the prodigy of the Lagler family, Ilza, arrived at the scene of the explosion immediately.
 
However, they found mysterious priests and nuns battling unknown entities.
 
“What’s going on here…?”
 
“I don’t know either… This doesn’t seem like a simple attack.”
 
At that moment, the two witnessed an old man wearing a mask slicing through dozens of people in an instant.
 
“……!!!”
 
“Ho ho, did I startle you? Oh, my… ho ho.”
 
The priest-like old man disappeared the moment they blinked. The other priests and nuns were also gone.
 
“What… what is this…?”
 
“…Could it be?”… Read the rest

I Am God’s Proxy Volume 1 Chapter 7 part 2

“What are you going to do with the money? It seems like it could sell well.”
 
“Well, I’m a zero-magic inferior, right? So, I’ll use this to build wealth, gain power… and stand above the heavens.”
 
“You’re too ambitious.”
 
“Just kidding. I can’t burden my family. If I can’t become a Magic Knight, I’ll make a living this way.”
 
“…No.”
 
“Huh?”
 
“Absolutely not. I won’t allow it. As the head of the Lagler family, I forbid you from selling sushi to make money! If you can’t become a Magic Knight, you’ll be my shoulder … Read the rest

I Am God’s Proxy Volume 1 Chapter 7 part 1

Chapter 7: The Proxy vs. the Heavenly
 

 
Lately, I’ve been caught up in something troublesome. Namely, I’ve been relentlessly pursued by the Third Princess, Nana-sama.
 
“Hey, have you figured anything out recently?”
 
“Nope.”
 
“Yeah, I figured. I don’t get it either. Even when I ask Father, he just brushes it off.”
 
Of course he does. It’s just a chuunibyou notebook, after all. I wish she’d stop asking already. What she’s doing is like rubbing kimchi on a wound and then asking,
 
“Hey, what does kimchi taste like?”—it’s completely pointless
 
(but I keep quiet because if I say that, she’ll … Read the rest

I Am God’s Proxy Volume 1 Chapter 6.5

A Short story: The Lord as Seen by His Maid
 

 
My master, my superior, and my life’s savior, Zero-Lagler sama, is as eccentric as ever.
 
“Recently, I met a princess, and she’s such a hassle,” he said.
 
“Huh,” I replied.
 
“She’s always going on about some nonsensical chuunibyou notebook. Talking about the ‘truth of the world’ and how the Six Great Gods are evil.”
 
“Isn’t that what you always say?”
 
“Well, yeah, but she says it with a straight face! It’s unbearable.”
 
“Huh.”
 
Recently, this lord of mine has formed—or maybe not—an alliance with the third princess of a … Read the rest

I Am God’s Proxy Volume 1 Chapter 6 part 3

When the princess took out the notebook, it looked very familiar. The reason was,
 
[–It looked just like the notebook that had “The Truth of the World (lol)” written in it that Papin had.]
 
Whoa, whoa, whoa!? Is she the owner of that notebook!? Did Papin give it to her!?
 
The notebook Papin had was labeled “The Seven Sages Who Know the True God, Seven Crowns,” like the author’s name. Her notebook had the same label.
 
This is bad, don’t panic. Take a deep breath.
 
“…Ah, no. I, I, I don’t know it.”
 
“…You’ve seen it before, haven’t you?”
 
“No, … Read the rest

I Am God’s Proxy Volume 1 Chapter 6 part 2

“Is that your cat?”
 
“Yeah, yeah. I named her Rei-nya because her silver fur and blue eyes remind me of Reina.”
 
“Hmm… That cat has a lot of magical power, doesn’t it?”
 
“Ah, now that you mention it, she does. But I didn’t really think much of it.”
 
“Hmm, can I pet her?”
 
“Sure.”
 
My little sister started petting Rei-nya’s head. Unlike me, she’s not usually liked by animals, so she seemed happy.
 
“Wow, I’ve never been liked by animals before, but I think this is the first time I’ve been able to … Read the rest

I Am God’s Proxy Volume 1 Chapter 6 part 1

Chapter 6: The Circle

Several days had passed since the recent shady part-time job incident. After that, nothing particularly eventful had occurred. The only regular occurrence was Reina visiting my room.
 
Today, I was attending a lecture as a Magic Knight. The seating arrangement was like that of a Japanese university, with free seating. The further back you sat, the higher the floor level became.
 
My usual spot was by the window at the very back, the equivalent of the juiciest part of a pork cutlet.
 
“The Earth God Rakildis is said to have expanded the earth and brought prosperity … Read the rest